From the RV, to BAD drip labs…We cooked up this crystal blueberry persuasion, spattered with the blood of a Pomegranate , hit off with a trace vanilla dusting.
Conceived from the tear drops of crying clowns is your Daddy’s favorite fruit cereal, slathered on top of a gooey frosted Donut, drowning in a sugar-rich milk bath.
DON’T CARE BEAR
Great Gooey globs of Gluey, gloppy, Gummy Guts, mutilated melon meat, pulverized, puked, Pear and Peach
FARLEY’S GNARLY SAUCE
Based off the recipe older than bob ross’s paintbrush, we pile-drived Tangy kiwi (The fruit, not the bird) into the heart of psychedelic strawberries dipped in a Light bubblegum nectar
They don’t call it ugly for nothing… Uncle Freddy’s famous, fancy fried Dough, showered with carnival cultivated Cinnamon-Sugar, serenaded with a quality Banana pudding.
WARNING: This product can expose you to nicotine, which is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.